Monday, 8 May 2017
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” - Bill Vaughn,
The post is similar to new year’s resolution and hence let me take this wonderful story from Oliver Emberton, founder of Silktide:
The secret to making resolutions that actually work is also the secret to making a hit movie. So let me advice you how to make a hit movie.
At the start, our hero lives their ordinary life. We wouldn’t care to watch that for long, but fortunately all good stories push our hero through a door.
The door is something irreversible; once you walk through, you can never go back. For the Matrix, it’s Neo ( Keanu Revees ) choosing the red pill. For Gravity, it’s having your shuttle sliced to ribbons. In Shawshank Redemption, an innocent man is sentenced to life.
The door is where the story begins. It puts our hero on a path they cannot escape, and the tension compels us to watch.
Near the end of the story, our hero must pass through a second door. Again, the door is one-way. But this door demands a resolution. To pass through it guarantees a conclusion, whatever that may be. Our hero must fight their nemesis to the death, or chase their love to the airport, or stand before disapproving parents and dance for their hopes and dreams.
It’s the formula of nearly every story ever told, because it works. Once you pass through a door, you can never go back.
Now let me tell you what a good movie isn’t.
Our unhappy hero wakes up one late December morning and stares at the mirror. “Oh god” he sighs, at his portly reflection. “In the new year, I swear – I’m going to lose weight!”
And then he updates his Facebook status, buys a copy of Runners World, and goes to the gym three times. The End.
If you want to make a resolution – a real resolution – you’re gonna have to walk through a door. The smart, resolute part of yourself might be in control now, but you know that’s not who will stop you. The lazy, stupid, reflexive part of yourself will be in control later, when the air is cold and you feel sort-of-ill-ish-I-think, and if you haven’t got something to drag that screaming brat out of bed you will fail.
You do this already, by the way. School, for example, is a door you can’t well choose not to pass through, which is why you attended it so successfully.
Nearly everyone fails their new year’s resolutions, which should be about as surprising as learning that the words. Just saying words doesn’t make a thing happen. Try walking through a door instead.